Address: Langshott, Surrey RH6 9LN
Tel: 01293 786680
Web address: www.langshottmanor.com

First impressions: Climber-covered Tudor tranquillity in rich red brick and tile.

What are the rooms like: Space to swing one's heraldic lion cub, plush chairs, leaded windows, big TV, good minibar, hairdryer, trouser press.

The bed test: Four-poster heaven. Mattress - supportive and seductive - fit for a king's mistress.

The bathroom test: A four-poster bath - lie back and sink for England.

The lounge: Three of them - small, dark and handsome. Probably best savoured when autumn fires are lit.

The restaurant: Limited menu immaculately prepared. Three-course dinner: £37.50.

Other facilities: Weddings a speciality; private meeting room and dining room; three acres of beautiful gardens with carp pond and secluded suntrap; helicopter access by prior arrangement.

What is there to see within walking distance: Horley traffic roundabout.

What is there to see within a 10-minute drive: Nymans and Leonardslea gardens, Gatwick airport.

How much a night: £155-250 double B&B.

Would you go back? By helicopter, of course.