Wanna be where?
The Scottish Highlands. If you're under 35 and you "wanna set the heather on fire", the local tourist board has built a funky new site for you. Midges and freezing sleet have no place here. After all, if you wanna do it in the great outdoors, you might need a bit of encouragement.

Do I hear bagpipes in the distance?
Yes - the background music is available in three flavours, but the useful information often remains tantalisingly out of reach. It may help to know beforehand that there are five sections, covering adventure, partying, romance, discovery and super deals.

Are they super?
Positively cheap. Haggis Flexitours start at £85, seven-day coach passes are £25, and outdoor sports breaks begin at £85. Romance (in the traditional form of four-poster beds and roaring fires) costs from £100 a night for two.

Sounds wonderful. Why are you frowning?
I keep coming up against broken links as soon as I try to book or find more information about the area. In a site as initially impressive as this one, it's a shame that some sloppy production ruins the whole effort. The Highlands tourist boards wanna fix those links before they alienate hundreds of would-be tourists.