Why?
I would choose Scarborough because of its amazing coastline running along to Filey. I first went there as a kid on a family holiday, and I've been back many times since.

The best thing:
The coastline and the bracing air.

My perfect day:
I'd go walking, and I'd start early. I'd walk all morning around the coastline and up along the top of the cliffs. I'd stop in a little cafe overlooking the sea. Then, I'd retrace my steps, and in the evening I'd head out to eat.

My advice:
Make sure you pack enough warm clothes. The town sits on the North Sea, and you get a lot of chilly sea mists coming in that can appear without warning.

Getting there:
From Leeds, take the A64.

Where was your best holiday?
South Island, New Zealand. I umpired Test matches in New Zealand, and then I would stay on and have a bit of a holiday.

What is the best hotel you have ever stayed in?
There are two, both in Bombay. The Taj Mahal (tajhotels.com/luxury/tajmahal_mumbai/new.htm) and the Oberoi (oberoihotels.com).

Where do you want to go next?
In February, I'd like to go to Barbados or Antigua.

What do you never travel without?
Toothbrush, and a small alarm clock I've had for years. It has old-fashioned hands and is simple to work.

· Dickie Bird's Britain, the latest book by the former cricket umpire, is published by Hodder & Stoughton at £20.