1 Whitstable Oyster Festival
This is not just about shucking as many oysters as you can manage, there are live performances, parades, crab catching, pétanque and tug-o-war.
whitstableoysterfestival.co.uk. July 22-30.
2 Cambridge Folk Festival
The line-up at this year's event features Emmylou Harris, the Chieftains and Cerys Matthews, who will be previewing material from her forthcoming album.
Full festival ticket: £86. 01223 357851, cambridgefolkfestival.co.uk. June 27-30.
3 Hay Festival
Hay attracts the cream of the literary crop. This year's must-sees include Seamus Heaney and Eric Sykes.
0870 9901299, hayfestival.com. May 26-June 4.
4 Aldeburgh Festival
This year's festival kicks off with Stravinsky's The Rake's Progress. Highlights include The Original Chinese Conjurer by Raymond Yiu and Faster than Sound, a six-hour marathon of simultaneous classical and electronica performances in a disued air base.
01728 687110, aldeburgh.co.uk. June 9-25.
5 Grasmere Lakeland Show
Basically a showcase for English eccentricities. Wrestlers in embroidered shorts rub shoulders with whippet-thin fell racers. Above it all, the smell of Cumberland sausages drifting through the air. golakes.co.uk. Tickets £7.50, children £2.50.