Some hotel websites are almost destinations in their own right - sliding images, soft-focus colour schemes, food porn and funky house (no, not House) tunes. This week's most entertaining website though, is for a hotel which has yet to open, Hotel Adam and Eve, in Antalya, Turkey. Calling itself a "sexy design hotel" it is due to open late summer with a rate of around €250 per room. Meanwhile check out adamevehotels.com for a soundtrack like a hurdy gurdy man on a see-saw and seemingly drugged voices telling you that the hotel has the world's largest rooms - including 27 suits (sic), the world's largest pool (100 metres), the world's largest bar, and the only hotel in the world to include a personal spa in every room. I'll Adam and Eve it when I see it.