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Paint Your Own Festival Tent, £44.99. For DIY under canvas, this comes with six waterproof paints. Delivery £4.95.
Travel gadget heaven: impregnated Bed Bug Sheets, £9.99, volcano kettles (you light a fire underneath them) £44.96; folding toasters, £9.99; an emergency mobile phone charger, £11.99; digital map measure, £8.99. Delivery £2.95.
A two-bedroom, five-person affair, the Wild Country Homestead 5, £227, gets Which?'s vote as best family tent. Delivery £3.95.
Campingaz Euro WC platinum large portable toilet, £79.99. You might feel like William Boot from Evelyn Waugh's Scoop, who went to war with a couple of tonnes of luggage, but will your companions laugh when it's 3am, it's raining and there isn't a public loo for miles? They will not. Delivery £4.95.
