Rory Bremner settles in at an Aman resort, the holy grail of luxury hip hotels, where he's given a naked scrub down with olive soap in the steam room followed by a four-hand massage.
Anthony Browne, the Observer's health editor, roadtests two very different types of health farm in Ireland, which offer treatments ranging from pampering and gastronomic over-indulgence to colonic irrigation.
It was after about three-quarters of an hour of being pummelled and washed and scrubbed like a baby by my middle-aged Turkish masseur that he leaned over and whispered: "You like?"