I'd like to learn Italian but I don't have time for evening classes and I have the attention span of a gnat.
Got a computer? You could try a CD-rom. WHSmith has just issued a range to help you learn holiday languages at your desk, with interactive games, pictures and quizzes. Two animated cartoon characters assist you every step of the way. Best of all, you can pit your wits against a flabby Italian quiz show host.

Hmm, strictly for the kids?
Not at all: it's bizarrely compelling. If you've got all the kit you can even record yourself to perfect the accent. Splendido!

So I'll be fluent?
Unlikely. But it's a lot more fun than a phrasebook, and you get to hear what the words should sound like.

Is it just Italian?
No - there's all sorts, from Russian to Welsh, if you're feeling especially virtuous.

What do they cost?
£18.99 for beginner level, £24.99 to intermediate standard, at WHSmith.